1. I now say "Tiffany from the front desk" when I speak with people as though I live at the front desk or was born here. 2. I have seriously considered bringing Tupperware to work to take home leftover banquet food. I think if I planned ahead properly I could go for a month without grocery shopping.
3. I regularily see piles, braids and clumps of hair on the street in my neighborhood. I can't ever tell if it was forcibly removed from a head or if it fell out. Fortunately there seems to be a store next to the Safeway that frequently has human hair on sale. Bonus.
4. Someone called me Lance Armstrong when I was biking the other day. I was wearing all pink and a helmet that made me look like a kid with Down syndrome.
